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A plane was flying from London, England to New York when it encountered a rough storm. The captain used the intercom to assure the passengers that everything would be fine. After an hour of rough weather the captain got on the intercom again and announced that due to ice build up on the wings the plane would be forced to dump weight in the form of the passengers luggage in order to maintain altitude. After another hour of turbulence the captain announced that the flight crew would now have to jettison the planes seats or the plane would be forced into the sea. After another hour of gut wrenching flying the captain announced that they were twenty minutes from safety, but the plane wouldn't make it unless three brave passengers were willing to jump from the plane and sacrifice themselves to save everybody else on board. Immediately an Englishman stood up walked to the plane door, yelled "God save the Queen" and jumped. After a short wait a Frenchman stood walked to the door, yelled "Viva la France" and jumped. The passengers eyed each other for a minute until a big Texan stood up walked to the plane door, yelled "Remember the Alamo" and grabbed a Mexican and threw him out the door.
3 comments:
That picture is terrible... And yet.. We all still laugh when we see it.. Sick.. Sick people we are.. DB
so, what's your beef with mexicans? Gosh!
What do you mean? It was a story of historic sacrifice for the greater good! The mexican in the story gave the ultimate gift to his fellow passengers. Possibly you should re-read the story without such a jaded eye, and look for the touching humanity of our neighbor to the south.
Jed
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