Sucktitude

This weeks sucks. I want to eat more and exercise less. I haven't been hydrating properly. I even have neglected my secret chili plan. To top it all off I cheated like a was a businessman in a Bangkok brothel last night.

The power of Chilies

The plan is working so far. Everyday since I began my diet I have included chilies or peppers in my diet. The metabolism boosts are phenomenal. The only draw back is the fiery burning mouth (and possibly stomach cancer). Some people in this contest are running six miles a day or more. If I tried to run six miles somebody would have to drive to the half-mile mark and pick me up. The best I can do is walking at a fast pace for 20 minute or so and then I need a break. I am pathetically out of shape. The good news is that I am working out and my endurance has improved, I am walking at a faster pace then I was at the beginning of last week. I am having a hard time sleeping. A friend of mine who used to do body-building contests told me a while a go that when you diet your body keeps you up longer to give you more chances to eat. Jennifer has given the ok for a cheat meal today: bacon cheeseburger and french fries. I am drooling just thinking about it. I hope everybody enjoys this disjointed post.

P.S. I heard talk about Sunday hoops after church last Sunday. Is this going to happen? We need to have advance notice so everybody can bring clothes and invite friends.

P.S.S. Another poker night could also be a good idea. I know that tv season is starting and evening workouts are probably consuming everyone evenings, but most of us have DVR's and proper planning could alleviate these issues. After the last poker night Jennifer even said she would play.

The Plan

Apparently I am supposed to lose weight. I started my weight loss plan off by eating leftover sour cream chicken enchiladas for lunch. Normally this would be a dieting mistake, but I know a secret. Capsaicin is a substance that is supposed to cause an increase in your metabolism. So I just just covered my enchiladas in a mouth numbing amount of chili sauce, which just happens to contain capsaicin, and suddenly I actually will lose weight by eating this delicious lunch. Now you know my Plan. Eat delicious foods covered with my special ingredient, dominate the weight loss challenge and probably start working as a male model at the end of this twelve weeks.